70 Best Thanksgiving Jokes to Say Around the Turkey
These funny riddles and witty one-liners will leave everyone cracking up.
As much as we love Thanksgiving, it can be a busy, sometimes even overwhelming, holiday — especially when you're the host. And spending hours in the kitchen cooking the turkey, the stuffing and the sides, making sure the table is set perfectly and keeping your large group of guests busy with drinks, apps and activities can quickly make Turkey Day a bit stressful. If you find yourself becoming overwhelmed or are in desperate need of an icebreaker when those inevitable tensions break out among some family members (because what's Thanksgiving without some awkward family moments?), lighten the mood and keep both adults and kids smiling with some hilarious Thanksgiving jokes.
Of course, a few corny dad jokes won't help you finish dinner quicker or magically make your pies look straight out of a cooking show, but it will keep your guests happy so you can get everything done without people constantly asking questions and getting in your way (once you get the ball rolling with a joke, we promise, others will follow).
A fun idea? Print out a bunch of these kid-friendly jokes and Thanksgiving trivia on slips of paper and spread them around the house for your family and friends to find and share with one another, or even give everyone one to read at the dinner table before digging in. And who know, a few of them might just make the perfect Thanksgiving Instagram caption to pair with any sweet photos you might get of the event this upcoming holiday season.
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